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The 33rd Team · Feb 28, 2023

An unsigned staff ranking of the top 150 available 2023 NFL free agents, with commentary projecting where several players would land and what roles they would fill.

With players getting tagged and veterans getting released, The 33rd Team's top 150 free agents list below will change frequently between now and the start of free agency.

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Each one is scored on its own against the published methodology. A pundit naming several outcomes is graded on each, not on all-or-nothing.

  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    Singletary likely is headed to a new team in a backup role.

    Scored 91.67a naive guess scored 100-8.33 skill
    How this was scored
    club:
    BUF
    skill:
    -8.33
    player:
    Devin Singletary
    season:
    2022
    accuracy:
    91.67
    baseline:
    100
    position:
    RB
    naive slot:
    1
    actual slot:
    1
    difficulty:
    1
    measured by:
    rushing yards
    naive basis:
    where he sat last season
    weeks in the season:
    18
    predicted slot:
    2
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    For the current wide receiver market, Smith-Schuster could be an affordable high-end WR2.

    Scored 91.67a naive guess scored 66.67+25 skill
    How this was scored
    club:
    KC
    skill:
    25
    player:
    JuJu Smith-Schuster
    season:
    2022
    accuracy:
    91.67
    baseline:
    66.67
    position:
    WR
    naive slot:
    5
    actual slot:
    1
    difficulty:
    1
    measured by:
    receptions
    naive basis:
    where he sat last season
    weeks in the season:
    18
    predicted slot:
    2
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    Parris Campbell is a dependable WR2/WR3.

    Scored 91.67a naive guess scored 75+16.67 skill
    How this was scored
    club:
    IND
    skill:
    16.67
    player:
    Parris Campbell
    season:
    2022
    accuracy:
    91.67
    baseline:
    75
    position:
    WR
    naive slot:
    5
    actual slot:
    2
    difficulty:
    1
    measured by:
    receptions
    naive basis:
    where he sat last season
    weeks in the season:
    18
    predicted slot:
    3
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Top Player ListsFeb 28, 2023

    Top 150 Free Agents — 1. Lamar Jackson, QB ... 150. Sam Darnold, QB

    Scored 59.62a naive guess scored 50+9.62 skill
    How this was scored
    naive:
    a coin-flip ordering scores 50
    skill:
    9.62
    placed:
    146
    season:
    2022
    players:
    150
    accuracy:
    59.62
    baseline:
    50
    by position:
    QB 12: 87.41, RB 14: 87.47, FS 4: 60, OT 8: 51.19, SAF 10: 34.55, NT 2: 100, CB 12: 32.52, OLB 6: 51.43, C 4: 60, WR 10: 92.12, DB 4: 70, TE 10: 80.61, MLB 5: 20, G 9: 22.5, S 5: 20, LB 7: 73.21, DT 8: 61.9, DE 14: 62.86, ILB 2: 0
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    could not place:
    4
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    he probably will sign with another team as a second- or third-string back

    Scored 91.67a naive guess scored 91.67+0 skill
    How this was scored
    club:
    NE
    skill:
    0
    player:
    Damien Harris
    season:
    2022
    accuracy:
    91.67
    baseline:
    91.67
    position:
    RB
    naive slot:
    1
    actual slot:
    2
    difficulty:
    1
    measured by:
    rushing yards
    naive basis:
    where he sat last season
    weeks in the season:
    18
    predicted slot:
    3
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    He's a good low-budget WR3 to add depth to a team's roster

    Scored 100a naive guess scored 83.33+16.67 skill
    How this was scored
    club:
    JAX
    skill:
    16.67
    player:
    Marvin Jones
    season:
    2022
    accuracy:
    100
    baseline:
    83.33
    position:
    WR
    naive slot:
    1
    actual slot:
    3
    difficulty:
    1
    measured by:
    receptions
    naive basis:
    where he sat last season
    weeks in the season:
    18
    predicted slot:
    3
    weeks left when called:
    0

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  • Davis likely will hit the market, but a return to Tennessee isn't out of the question.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the season it describes has finished.

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  • Given the Buccaneers' roster construction, David likely will hit the open market and go to a contender to ring chase.

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  • The Devin Bush experiment is likely coming to a rough end in Pittsburgh

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  • The Buccaneers may bring him back on a cheap deal and have him step into a bigger role.

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  • Expect Baltimore to bring him back.

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  • Singletary likely is headed to a new team in a backup role.

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  • he probably will sign with another team as a second- or third-string back

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  • Tampa Bay likely will bring him back while letting Logan Ryan and Keanu Neal walk.

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  • We expect him to sign somewhere else because the Buccaneers have cap issues

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  • The 49ers likely will re-sign McGlinchey to stay opposite Trent Williams.

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  • Kelce is undecided about playing next season, but if he does return, it's almost guaranteed he'll be back in Philly.

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  • The Patriots are unlikely to pay him what he is looking for, and he will find a new team that needs a dependable cornerback.

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    Rock Ya-Sin is a good, young developmental defensive back who would make a solid No. 2 or No. 3 corner on many teams.

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  • Edwards likely will get priced out by Philly's cap situation and will be a top undervalued player in free agency.

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  • given the new weapons in Kansas City, it looks like he will find somewhere else to call home

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    Edmunds can be a solid contributor as a third safety who competes for a starting job.

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  • The Eagles have many other free agents and limited cap space, so it's hard to imagine Seumalo returning to Philadelphia.

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  • Depth Chart CallsFeb 28, 2023

    Adderley is ready to take the next step and become a full-time starter.

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  • Expect Atlanta to sign him quickly at top dollar.

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  • it seems likely he'll play elsewhere in 2023

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  • He will find a new team that wants to utilize his unique skillset more than Miami did this past season.

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