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JP Acosta · Jan 8, 2026

JP picked the Eagles to beat the 49ers in a low-scoring game and the Jaguars to beat the Bills, called Bijan Robinson the best running back in the league, and named his own first-team All-Pro roster.

The Eagles are gonna win, like, some ten three stinker.

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25 checkable claims from this

Each one is scored on its own against the published methodology. A pundit naming several outcomes is graded on each, not on all-or-nothing.

  • Jeffery Simmons to make First-Team All-Pro

    The obvious one is Jeffrey Simmons for the Tennessee titans.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Jeffery Simmons
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Leonard Williams to make First-Team All-Pro

    My second first team all pro defensive tackle is Leonard Williams

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Leonard Williams
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Derek Stingley Jr. to make First-Team All-Pro

    So unanimously, we chose Derek Stingley junior.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he made it the year before, so the naive pick said yes
    skill:
    0
    player:
    Derek Stingley Jr.
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Myles Garrett to make First-Team All-Pro

    So all pro edge, obviously, Miles Garrett.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he made it the year before, so the naive pick said yes
    skill:
    0
    player:
    Myles Garrett
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Will Anderson Jr. to make First-Team All-Pro

    But my second all pro edge is Will Anderson junior.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Will Anderson Jr.
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Devin Lloyd to make First-Team All-Pro

    My other all pro linebacker, I'm gonna be a homer. Don't care. It's Devin Lloyd.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Devin Lloyd
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Talanoa Hufanga to make First-Team All-Pro

    I went with Tylenol Hufanga as my second all pro safety.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Talanoa Hufanga
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Kyle Hamilton to make First-Team All-Pro

    So our agreement is Kyle Hamilton.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Kyle Hamilton
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Philadelphia Eagles to win

    this is gonna be the ugliest game of all time. The Eagles are gonna win, like, some ten three stinker.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    SF
    score:
    23-19
    skill:
    0
    they picked:
    PHI
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    naive pick:
    PHI
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • George Pickens to make First-Team All-Pro

    I have George Pickens, baby. First team all pro George Pickens.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    George Pickens
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Drake Maye to make First-Team All-Pro

    That's right. We're going with Drake May here.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Drake Maye
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Jaxon Smith-Njigba to make First-Team All-Pro

    We have JSN and Puka Nakula. I think those two, you don't even need to debate it.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Jaxon Smith-Njigba
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Bijan Robinson to make First-Team All-Pro

    Let's get your running back where we both agree again. Not really debate here. It's Bijan Robinson.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Bijan Robinson
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Jacksonville Jaguars to win

    So I'm still I'm confident in the in the Jags win, but I'm also terrified within that confidence.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    BUF
    score:
    27-24
    skill:
    0
    they picked:
    JAX
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    naive pick:
    JAX
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Aaron Brewer to make First-Team All-Pro

    Aaron Brewer. Dolphin center. For my money, Aaron Brewer is the protector of the year.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Aaron Brewer
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Jack Campbell to make First-Team All-Pro

    So linebacker, the one guy we agree on is Jack Campbell from Detroit Lions.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Jack Campbell
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Trey McBride to make First-Team All-Pro

    who are you going to who else are you going to give it to?... Trey McBride has been incredible

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Trey McBride
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Puka Nacua to make First-Team All-Pro

    We have JSN and Puka Nakula. I think those two, you don't even need to debate it.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-100 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he did not make it the year before, so the naive pick said no
    skill:
    -100
    player:
    Puka Nacua
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Joe Thuney to make First-Team All-Pro

    Yeah. What would Tooney instead of Quentin Nelson?... I think he gets to nod over Nelson for me.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he made it the year before, so the naive pick said yes
    skill:
    0
    player:
    Joe Thuney
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Penei Sewell to make First-Team All-Pro

    All pro OTs, we actually agree here. Again, Garrett Bowles, Pena Sewell.

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 0+0 skill
    How this was scored
    made:
    false
    naive:
    he made it the year before, so the naive pick said yes
    skill:
    0
    player:
    Penei Sewell
    season:
    2025
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    0
    selection:
    all_pro_first_team
    difficulty:
    1
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    0

    Think this is wrong?

  • Devon Witherspoon to make First-Team All-Pro

    And then my third corner, which is be sort of like a nickel, I have Deborah Witherspoon.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the season it describes has finished.

    Think this is wrong?

  • Pat Surtain II to make First-Team All-Pro

    I went with Pat Sertain a second for my second, corner

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the season it describes has finished.

    Think this is wrong?

  • Garett Bolles to make First-Team All-Pro

    Yeah. I mean, at left tackle, it's been it was really tight this year between Garrett Bowles, Tristan Wirth... I'm glad that he's getting the recognition that he deserves

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the season it describes has finished.

    Think this is wrong?

  • Quinn Meinerz to make First-Team All-Pro

    You have Joe Tooney and Quinn Miners.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the season it describes has finished.

    Think this is wrong?

  • Bijan Robinson to finish top 1 at his position, by rushing yards

    But there is a really strong case, and I sort of believe that Bijan Robinson is the best running back in the league.

    Too vague to check — we could not tell what would count as right.

    Think this is wrong?

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