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John Middlekauff· Sep 9, 2026

Middlekauff previews the NFL opener, picking Seattle to beat New England at home while expecting the Patriots to land in the 9-10 win range and miss the playoffs, taking Pittsburgh as his third AFC playoff team over Baltimore and New England, standing by Seattle as a Super Bowl participant, ranking the three head coaches involved, and describing Pittsburgh's receivers as a collection of No. 2s.

I expect Seattle to win

said on air or in an interview · The Herd with Colin Cowherd (podcast) · read the original →

7 checkable claims — 2 depth chart calls, 1 conference champion, 1 game outcome pick, 1 head coach ranking, 1 playoff pick and 1 season win total — each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing bet.

It names 5 players and teams, each linked to their own record.

1 of 7 have settled so far, averaging 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess at the same calls.

Of the 2 unsettled calls enough other pundits have weighed in on, this one lands above the room on 1 and below it on 1.

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Michael Pittman · 2026 season

7 calls from 5 pundits between 1 and 3. John Middlekauff said 2. the room's median is 2. not settled yet

John Middlekauff2the room — 7 calls from 5 punditsmedian 2

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  • Seattle Seahawks to win

    And I think tonight's a good example of I expect Seattle to win... to me, this is a 10-point game by Seattle.

    Hit · 100Scored 100a naive guess scored 100+0 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    SEA
    score:
    10-13
    skill:
    0
    they picked:
    SEA
    season:
    2026
    accuracy:
    100
    baseline:
    100
    the naive pick:
    SEA
    difficulty:
    2
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    18

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  • Pittsburgh Steelers to make the playoffs

    Just heard the pod this morning, and you had the Steelers to make the playoffs over the Ravens and the Pats... Again, I just picked one out of three.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • Michael Pittman to be 2nd on the depth chart

    Now they have multiple number two wide receivers with him and Pittman.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • So I would rank those McCarthy, Vrabel, and then Minter's just an unknown with a major unknown at play caller.

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  • DK Metcalf to be 2nd on the depth chart

    They had DK Metcalf, who, let's face it, a number two. So they had a sweet number two wide receiver. Now they have multiple number two wide receivers with him and Pittman.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • New England Patriots to finish with ? wins

    I'm not picking them to make the playoffs, not because I don't think they're going to be a good team. I expect them to be in that 9-10 win range with a bunch of other teams.

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • Seattle Seahawks to reach the Super Bowl

    I heard you and Colin pick in Seattle to make Super Bowl.

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